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This story has been out since March and now it has over a hundred followers and favourites. And since the upcoming episode ‘Full Moon’ is about to come out, I decide to continue with the story. Won’t watch it until I reach a certain point.
Caboose’s Guide to Make Friends in Hell
Guide Six
New Room
Premise: Miss Angry Mexican Pirate tells me those things due to Freckles’s presence. I shouldn’t worry, they’re planning to build a doghouse for him! What’s more exciting is that I get a room of my own as well!
Caboose was walking back to the Hazbin Hotel right after finishing his task with IMP. It was relaxed, considering that it was nearly midnight. Right now, he was too occupied with what he was informed by Blitzø before his departure.
-Flashback begins-
“You’re giving me a phone?”
That is what he asked when the IMP presented him with a blue cell phone in his hand. It was a freshly bought one right out of its package. The Imp let out a grin. “Yep! Think about that as your reward. I mean, you did your part, and Moxxie did his. So I was thinking of giving this to you personally.”
“You’re giving me a phone rather than a cake for Roxy?” Caboose questioned. For a moment, silence seemed to be heard between the two. This lasted for exactly a minute before he uttered, “This isAWESOME!” He immediately grabbed the object and lifted it into the air.
The Imp smiled at his newest team member. “Well, I’m glad you liked it. That way, we are able to contact you at any given moment.”
“Great!” Caboose spoke. “Well, I better go now. I do not want to be late arriving home.”
“Yeah. You do that.” Blitzø spoke as he saw Caboose turning around and began to walk home. Right before doing so, he called out to him. “It was nice working with a Sinner like you.”
“Thanks!” Caboose replied back to him before he resumed walking.
-Flashback ends-
That is what the blue soldier can recall before departing. It only took him a few minutes before he found himself on the pathway leading to the Hazbin Hotel's entrance. He opened the door and walked in. "I'm back!"
In an instant, Niffty ran towards him and climbed near his face. She greeted him with a smile. "Welcome back, Caboose! I heard you got a part-time job! How did it go!"
"It went very well. Thank you, Niffty."Caboose cheerfully responded as he put the minor cyclops-like demon on the ground. Then he noticed the other Hotel Residents and Staff walking towards him. "Oh, hey, guys! Sorry I didn't inform most of you about a part-time job."
Angel looked at him with a raised eyebrow. "I'm curious about your job, Bluetard. Are you having a job as a p*rn Star like me?"He flamboyantly pointed at himself.
The idiot just shook his head. "Nonsense! I apply for a job that assists people, Angle!"
Husk had a sceptical look as he sipped his bottle. "Assisting people, huh?"
Sir Pentious could say the same. "That'ssssss interesting, blue one."
Charlie, however, just smiled at him. "Well, at least you have a job that doesn't harm people, Caboose. You are part of this hotel, after all. Though, I would hate the feeling if you hurt people… even if it was not intentional."
Caboose just nods at her. "Why thank you, Miss Carlos! I'm gonna be heading to my room now! I'll be ready for any upcoming activity!"With that, he walked past the others to head to his room.
Right before doing so, Vaggie stood in the way to block his path. "Hold on, Caboose, I need to speak with you."
Naturally, the blue idiot just tilted his head. "Like what, Miss Angry, Mexican Pirate?"
Hearing this name again caused the one-eyed woman to glare at him while the other staff members, bar Husk and Charlie, laughed at her nickname. "For the…"She inhaled air before breathing out as she looked at him. "It's your "pet", Freckles."
"What about him?"Caboose asked before adding in a dark tone. "I hope you're not planning to kick him out!"That caused the others, except for Niffty, to look at him with disbelief. Caboose was cheery, but to have that was entirely out of his character.
Vaggie just shook her head while rubbing the bridge of her nose. "No, it'snothing likethat. It's more like how he occupies most of the space here. That and how he is a literal death machine."
Caboose was about to respond when his pet responded. "MISS VAGGIE BROUGHT UP A VITAL INTEL, CAPTAIN."Freckles spoke robotically as he looked at him and the one-eyed lady. "THIS HOTEL IS MEANT TO SERVE SINNERS A SAFE HAVEN FROM HELL AND THE POSSIBILITY TO ACHIEVE REDEMPTION. IF I WAS STATIONED HERE FOR LONG ENOUGH, THEN I WOULD TARGET NON-UNSC PERSONNEL IF THEY STUMBLED UPON THIS BUILDING."
Vaggie was glad that he had told him. If not, she would have done it instead…which would have been a long one to simply explain to him. "Freckles has got a point, Caboose. We are trying to have Sinners come here and be redeemed. If your "pet"just simply stood there, "he"would have attacked them."
The blue soldier thought about this. It took him a minute to process the information, and he looked at the lady. "Okay. I understand, Baggie."He said sadly as he turned to the Mantis Class Military Assault Droid."Freckles, I am sad you won't be in the hotel."
"Oh, you don't have to worry about that, Mr. Caboose."He turned to where Alastor was and saw him with a broad smile while having multiple shadow men constructing a vast room. "I knew this would eventually happen. So, I decided to build another just for your pet."
Caboose gasped at this. "Really?!"He immediately ran up to the Radio Demon and wrapped his arms around him before hugging him tightly. "THANK YOU SO MUCH, MISTER ALEXANDER! THIS MEANS SO MUCH FOR ME AND FRECKLES!"
It seemed as though it was too tight for the Radio Demon to be hugged. Lucky for him, he could cast his shadow to let the idiot let go of him. "You are most welcome, blue one. Although, I would have rather seen you and your" pet"falter."That caused Freckles to turn towards him.
Caboose turned to his pet. "You hear that, Freckles!? We're going to get our own room! Isn't that neat?"
"AFFIRMATIVE."His pet robotically replied.
Hearing this caused the blue idiot to ramble. "After we get our room, we're going to throw a slumber party with the others, play hide and seek, eat peanut butter sandwiches, talk about how Baggie is mean… OH! And also have a sleepover."He then thought about what he had said and realised the mistake he made. "Did I repeat with the slumber party since it's like a sleepover, right Freckles?"
"AFFIRMATIVE."Freckles responded that hid "his"annoyance, even if he didn't have one.
After hearing Caboose rambling, Vaggie can't help but groan loudly while facepalming. Despite him only having joined them just a few days, she was already at her limit because of his childlike manners. "Jorder mi Vida…"
She felt a hand on her back and turned to see her girlfriend. "You don't have to worry too much about it, Vaggie. It's not like Caboose and his pet have any malicious intentions."
"I know,"She acknowledged while looking at Caboose comforting his "pet"about their new room. “It’s going to take a long time to tolerate him.”
-Scene Change-
Freckles stood within a newly constructed large room where there is a repair bay. Not far from where Freckles hunkered down, a simple blue bed is placed in the very corner of the room with a desk on the opposite side. Caboose is currently sitting down, only wearing a blue shirt and shorts, as he cleaned his armour, Assault Rifle, Sniper, and Magnum. While doing so, he was humming to himself before conversing with his pet. “You know, it was a wonderful time to have a new part-time job, Freckles! I get to help more people!”
“IS THAT SO?” Freckles asked.
The idiot nodded as he finished cleaning his armour before moving to his weapons. “Uh-huh! Bingo, Roxy, Killie, and Nevada were nice. Though, Nevada was a bit mean. She’s like Gif since they are both too lazy to do their work!”
“THAT MAY BE AN UNDERSTATEMENT, CAPTAIN. I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS “NEVADA” GIRL BEFORE.” His pet informed him.
Caboose completely understand what he had to say, though not in the context he had hope. “Oh, you shouldn’t have to worry about it Freckles. Perhaps you will get a chance of meeting them. If they allow me to bring you on one occasion.”
“IT WON’T HAPPEN, CAPTAIN, CONSIDERING THEIR PROFESSION.” He reminded his Master as he recalled the Commercial Caboose saw.
“I don’t know what you mean by that, but that’s understandable.” Caboose spoke. Once he finished cleaning his weapons, he proceeded to put back on his armour before he simply lied on the bed. As he was about to sleep, he looked at his pet once more. “Goodnight, Freckles!”
“GOODNIGHT TO YOU, CAPTAIN!” Freckles replied before shutting down.
With his pet now asleep, Caboose just looked up in the ceiling of his new room. Today has been very eventful since he has a part-time job of “assisting” people and immediately made new friends with Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona. Though, it seems to be currently rocky, but he is determined to smooth it. That way, he would have a healthy relationship with all of them. Sleep eventually overcame him as he went under his covers before closing his eyes. There was one thought that came to mind. “I wonder what type of new friends I’ll make tomorrow?”
-Scene Change-
The next day had arrived. Caboose woke up bright and early and decided to have early meal with fried chicken and waffles drizzled with maple syrup. It was of course made by none other than Niffty. She had become friendly with him, and they shared a funny conversation between themselves. He even offered Niffty in “helping” the bugs, which proved to be effective. Even though it results in multiple bullet holes within the room, which was easily fixed by the small cyclops-like demon along with Alastor.
Right after, the blue idiot proceeded his days like this. He proceeded to run around the hotel and converse with the hotel. Aside from Niffty and Alastor, Charlie seemed to like his eargerness, compared to Vaggie having that attitude that is similar to Church. Angel showed some affection towards him, even though he gets annoyed since half the subject it what Tucker likes. And Husk, he’s like Lopez and Grif.
Right after his healthy breakfast made by Niffty, he went to his new room to collect his items. It was during this when he got a phone call from his new phone, and he immediately pulled it out from his pocket. It was at this moment that he decided to press the green button since that was more attractive than the red. He put the phone close to him. “Who’s this?”
“Hey, Caboose! It’s Blitz!” The Imp called from the other side of the call. “It’s been a while since we last spoke with one another. And I think I got a job for you to partake in.”
“Really?” Caboose Questioned.
“Yep. You can be a bodyguard with me, Mils, and Mox.” Blitzø answered.
“What is that job for?” The blue idiot asked his next question.
Immediately, the Imp responded like a quick blink. “We’re bodyguarding for some rich assholes from the Goetia Clan that are willing to pay a hefty sum of money. They want to go to the theme park in the—”
“OKAY! I’LL BE THERE RIGHT AWAY!” Caboose immediately responded as he ended the call. He began to collect his weapons and exited his room. But he wanted to say goodbye to his pet. “Bye, Freckles! I’ll be home before midnight!”
“ROGER THAT. BE SAFE, CAPTAIN” His pet said back to his master as he close the door behind him.
Caboose ran right out of the hotel towards his works. He didn’t even think of stopping. Right now, there is one thing that got him so high. “IT IS TIME TO MAKE FRIENDS FROM THE QUIDA CLAM!”
Preview: Looks like another job with the Irresistible Miraculous People! This time, it’s guarding two birdies from the Quida clam who goes to this wonderful theme park call Loo Loo Land! But I can’t help but to feel nervous of other staring at me. Maybe it’s because of my armour?
Seems like Caboose is about to be acquainted with two certain Goetias. He already knows Stolas because of the phone call he overheard with Blitzø. Though, the same can’t be said fore his astrology-loving, goth daughter. It’s going to be a fun chapter.
